OH JOY

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A few days ago the 'Absolute Heresy' blog was unfindable, and I believed at the time that AbsoLibator had taken his site down, having found the true love of his life..... or maybe a quickie with a woman in a burka on East Third, like Yehuda found Tamar.
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But no. I am happy to report that AbsoLibator was only temporarily out of order. Maybe there were.... hirhurim. Only hirhurim. Which can be fun, but they hardly qualify as proo oorvew, nicht wahr?
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He must have taken his blog down the next day, while he soaked in the mikvah and was unclean until evening.

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The good news is, he's back!
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Here is his link: http://absolutecelibacy.blogspot.com/
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Now go visit it. Leave a comment; leave several.
Discuss with him.
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Unless you're a woman.......
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We don't want any more hirhurim in the Yeshiva.
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A groisn dank forois.
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ALAS! OH WOE!

The dearly beloved 'Absolute Celibacy' blogger has taken his site down!

This can only mean one thing..........


He's no longer celibate!


Mazel tov!

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I've extended invitations to one or two select Talmudic authorities to guest-blog here, and dearly hope that they will some day take me up on my kind offer. And you should hope so too.

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One of them, believe it or not, is an esteemed rabbi at my alma mater, and the other one is a litvishe talmudist who used to blog........ a sharp and startling mind.

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And now, alas, I shall have to frantically search for other heretical writings to fill the gap.

I keenly welcome suggestions.

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PS. No Christians, please. I realize that Christianity is by definition heretical, but after two thousand years of having it rammed down our throats, you will surely understand that the novelty has worn off.

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If anybody knows of any Judeo-wiccans, however.......

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